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Your own UFO experiences
« on: September 02, 2019, 11:17:17 am »
Tell me about your experiences, share material you've uncovered and discuss UFOlogy here.

Re: Your own UFO experiences
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2019, 03:55:41 pm »
Has nobody had any experiences with the air cetaceans?

Metron

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Re: Your own UFO experiences
« Reply #2 on: November 21, 2019, 12:33:37 am »
Gee, this one really did go over like a lead balloon Azz. :-\



I will share one I think we discussed privately - I can confirm that the US government has actual Star Trek-like cloaking technology on the B-2 bomber as I've seen one blink on and then go right back off in the desert sky at night.

Just like:




Re: Your own UFO experiences
« Reply #3 on: August 20, 2020, 08:15:06 am »
ok, so... i live in arizona.. and .. theres a fair amount of 'activity' (lights in the sky) i have personally witnessed 4 seperate, and completely unique 'things' in the sky, which maneuvered unlike anything i'm aware of, one, actually in california, appeared to be on fire as it zoomed across the night sky.. it was blue, and seemed to have landed (crashed?) somewhere near san fernando.. i checked any news i could think of for weeks after.. not 1 thing was mentioned... i find it highly unlikely i was the only one that saw it, and i also find it highly unlikely it didnt crash land somewhere in los angeles county.. it SHOULD have been news! the other 3 'sightings' were seen by other people, yet nothing was mentioned in any news publications, private or otherwise..
Bob Lazar is not wrong.. the government is covering up all sorts of things. i mean... Ronald fucking Regan saw a ufo! didnt clinton say something about wanting to know about aliens? but then nothing was ever mentioned about it again? you would have to be either devout christian, or extremely small minded to believe our planet is the only one that supports any sort of intelligent life..
and FUCK wearing a mask.. i have asthma.. i need all the oxygen i can get!
and FUCK the 'rona farce
hail Azazel!  :P :P

Jackstar

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Re: Your own breathing oxygen experiences
« Reply #4 on: September 12, 2020, 09:12:15 am »
i have asthma.. i need all the oxygen i can get!

http://apex-water.com

I'm legitimately horrified that I'm having to be the one to tell you this. Sad!

Re: Your own breathing oxygen experiences
« Reply #5 on: September 12, 2020, 11:12:49 am »
no no.. i was referring to the fact i cant breathe with something covering my face.. water isnt going to eliminate my need to exchange the air in my lungs with fresh, oxygenated, unfiltered, unrestricted air..  although, i dont know why this water isnt being delivered to my house? make that happen! also.. im still packing..

http://apex-water.com

I'm legitimately horrified that I'm having to be the one to tell you this. Sad!

SpaceMeowMaid

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Re: Your own wheezing numbnutz
« Reply #6 on: September 12, 2020, 10:14:03 pm »
no no..  although, i dont know why this water isnt being delivered to my house? make that happen! also.. im still packing..

Easy Bowser. Down Down Now. He's met someone new he wants to bang, and it's not you. SO... Go Fuck the Fuck off and find some trees to study in the desert brainiac. LMAO

SpaceMeowMaid

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Re: Your own UFO experiences
« Reply #7 on: September 12, 2020, 10:56:26 pm »
Just 2 nights ago I woke up and saw a glowing alien standing by my bed. I was paralyzed with fear and then it shrunk into a shadow and disappeared. I don't know what it wanted, there was no clear communication and it was just watching me, then gone! I don't know what to make of it. I don't feel scared or fearful of it now, or of it returning.

Jackstar

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Re: Your own UFO experiences
« Reply #8 on: September 12, 2020, 11:52:48 pm »
Just 2 nights ago I woke up and saw a glowing alien standing by my bed.

Well... I don't remember that. Did this glowing alien have my cock the way the guy in your dream did? Just the facts, Ma'am.

Jackstar

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Re: Your own UFO experiences
« Reply #9 on: September 12, 2020, 11:59:50 pm »
I was paralyzed with fear

Sounds like my glowing penis, alright.

Jackstar

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Re: Your own wheezing numbnutz
« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2020, 12:13:43 am »
He's met someone new he wants to bang

Verb tense PHRASING!!!

Jackstar

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Re: Your own UFO experiences
« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2020, 12:16:39 am »


I don't know what it wanted

I doubt S/He/It knew what you wanted either.

Re: Your own wheezing numbnutz
« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2020, 01:16:45 pm »
bowser? ? ? im a baddie on mario brothers? sweet! im sure you cant possibly fathom 2 people being friends without "banging" being a motivational factor, so let me open that space between your cute little ears (side note: it only takes 12lbs of pressure to rip a human ear off.. i heard..)  i am not interested in "him" for anything physical.. read it again.. 1 more time.. now read it out loud. feel the words. taste their individual meaning. feel their combined meaning. now find some bunnies to molest and a garden to call home like the good little lawn ornment you are. 


Easy Bowser. Down Down Now. He's met someone new he wants to bang, and it's not you.

Jackstar

  • I really am all that.
Re: Your own wheezing numbnutz
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2020, 03:58:24 pm »
im sure you cant possibly fathom 2 people being friends without "banging" being a motivational factor

Look, look, read, read: let's be fair... the bitch be cray-cray. It's a thing, you know? It's not her fault, she totally had no control over her Life's path after she decided to get squirted out from a whore's vagina. And the way she's COMPLETELY REFUSED TO SEEK AID for the last TWENTY YEARS? Oh, that's totally understandable and reasonable. Who would do such a thing, honestly, really?

You haven't swallowed my God-like semen, like, ever, so--it's not like you are in any position to tell this trollop whinger to hurry up. Where's your sense of decorum? Yeesh. Look, it's cool: just wait eighteen years and then tell a whole bunch of bullshit lies and then... well, whatevah.

SpaceMeowMaid

  • No mud no lotus.
Re: Your own UFO experiences
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2020, 07:21:19 am »
Fuck all you numbnutz that can't stay focused. Aliens bitches!!! They are way more important than your retard fantasy. K. And if I catch any of you on the res talking smack about my ancestors... well let's see how that goes ;)