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Jackstar

  • I really am all that.
Jackstar Takes The Plunge
« on: June 16, 2020, 03:32:01 pm »
You know, if I had mentioned to anyone that I was waiting until the best possible moment to even bother to read this site, like, at all, and if I had then announced what time and date that was going to happen, well... I feel like someone would have tidied up around here lately.

You know... tidy oop? Yes, yes, tidy up! Anyway, you can carry on. This might be the only time I even remember this place. I only remembered now, and this is NO joke whatsoever, I only am here now because I just noticed that I left a bookmark here in my bookmarks toolbar in my 2nd favorite browser, uh, like... hey, how do I even find out how old a bookmark is? Lemme check real quick..

*divination occurs*

Well, looks like March Twenty-Eighth. But I'll be honest, it feels like I've been waiting for this window for years. Other sites have attempted what you have done--all have failed. Mostly quietly, rarely ever notably. I never even saw this coming, frankly--I don't have a thing to wear!

Do not get too excited. Succeeding at an attempt is really another way to fail at ever making an honest attempt ever again. In any event, much love, no homo. Save the drama for your twinks, you'll find me invulnerable to any typical shenanigans. FOR I AM ARISEN.

And now I'm going back to sleep. Zzz. Zzz. Zzz. See? Totally sleeping. Not waiting for anything, really. Hey, anyone got any decent weed? We, uh, ran out in my city. Yeah, it's all gone. Ooops. omg I'm like so tired now! Put a fork in me, I'm a done potato! Sensible chuckle.


As you were. Consider all debts paid, all bots zeroed, and all operators standing by: I've got plenty of bubblegum. Y'all can be civil and chill.

Let's see, who can't even. (This is exciting, isn't it? Yes, yes: you may fap. I won't not allow it. Mind the astral ninjas--hungry.)

Re: Jackstar Takes The Plunge
« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2020, 07:41:59 pm »
Does this mean you're a regular here, now?  Awesome! ;D  It's good to be regular. ;)

Re: Jackstar Takes The Plunge
« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2020, 08:25:32 pm »
Oh for fuck's sake, Jackstar is a self-absorbed tweaker on holiday from 8kun.

To say that he has nothing of value to add here(or anywhere) is a redundancy of the first order.

Couldn't we trade him for Hog and a troll to be named later?

 :o


A Warm Welcome to Our New Member Jack
« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2020, 08:43:22 pm »
be civil and chill.

Hey Jack. Its really good to see you here. Thanks for stopping by, pal.

Re: Jackstar Takes The Plunge
« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2020, 09:18:26 pm »
Yeah Jacky, 3 sets of toe curls please...and now how about we examine Project Blue Beam?

https://youtu.be/nZAgRLBEAjs

Re: Jackstar Takes The Plunge
« Reply #5 on: August 19, 2020, 10:24:29 am »

*divination occurs*

divination? really? did you use an actual divining rod?

SpaceMeowMaid

  • No mud no lotus.
Re: Jackstar Takes The Plunge
« Reply #6 on: August 30, 2020, 09:58:41 am »
It's divination galore with JackStar.

Re: Jackstar Takes The Plunge
« Reply #7 on: September 08, 2020, 07:52:17 am »
yes, i suppose on some level you are correct. however, i refuse to acknowledge anything beyond his creative, imaginative, and occasionally magical ability to manipulate the english language to suit his purpose..

SpaceMeowMaid

  • No mud no lotus.
Re: Jackstar Takes The Plunge
« Reply #8 on: September 08, 2020, 10:02:50 pm »
yes, i suppose on some level you are correct. however, i refuse to acknowledge anything beyond his creative, imaginative, and occasionally magical ability to manipulate the english language to suit his purpose..
No one asks and no one cares what you think.

Re: Jackstar Takes The Plunge
« Reply #9 on: September 09, 2020, 09:16:41 am »
aww.. someone thinks i care about their opinion.. thats adorable!!
No one asks and no one cares what you think.

Jackstar

  • I really am all that.
Re: Jackstar Takes The Plunge
« Reply #10 on: September 12, 2020, 09:06:34 am »
No one asks and no one cares what you think.

Give it time.

Jackstar

  • I really am all that.
Re: Jackstar Takes The Plunge
« Reply #11 on: September 12, 2020, 09:08:24 am »
divination? really? did you use an actual divining rod?

I'll be honest: I wasn't erect while striding around with the Tarot in one hand a telephone in the other. I'm really not that kind of boy. I'm sure it was quite the sight, though.

SpaceMeowMaid

  • No mud no lotus.
Re: Jackstar Takes The Plunge
« Reply #12 on: September 12, 2020, 08:16:03 pm »
Boy now. How very regressive.

Jackstar

  • I really am all that.
Re: Jackstar Takes The Plunge
« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2020, 12:34:48 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnjjkgIO3Ck

It's divination galore with JackStar.

"That's funny... SpaceMeowMaid never misspells my name at home."


SpaceMeowMaid

  • No mud no lotus.
Re: Jackstar Takes The Plunge
« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2020, 07:29:16 am »
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cnjjkgIO3Ck

"That's funny... SpaceMeowMaid never misspells my name at home."

What is this "home" you speak of? I know no such place.