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Re: ?Laer Hceeps Esrever Si
« Reply #30 on: January 22, 2020, 10:57:21 pm »
I was hoping for "absolutely nobody knew"
Excellent! Theres also a tone of arrogance in the reversal as well, which is rare because most reversal are monotone

Re: ?Laer Hceeps Esrever Si
« Reply #31 on: January 22, 2020, 11:38:53 pm »
Excellent! Theres also a tone of arrogance in the reversal as well, which is rare because most reversal are monotone

It was the tone that I found most striking!  Under the (perhaps mistaken) impression that someone interpreting his own reversal is somewhat rare I am prompted to an unusual degree of candor:  yes, I am a monstrous prick.  I am trying to work on that and will administer this bit of audio flagellation at regular intervals, for corrective purposes.

Also, it might interest you to know that I found it by going right to what I considered the "high point" of my argument (insofar as a deadpan podcast about historical breads can have such a thing) where I imagined myself kicking Shreddie in the nads.

Re: ?Laer Hceeps Esrever Si
« Reply #32 on: January 22, 2020, 11:40:28 pm »
well there you go, like a sub-audible tone I just did not have my head calibrated to hear that, meaning the message was personal to you but I suspect opaque to the rest of us.

Hahaha that is perhaps the kindest manner in which someone has told me I am full of shit.

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Re: ?Laer Hceeps Esrever Si
« Reply #33 on: January 23, 2020, 01:04:19 am »
Hahaha that is perhaps the kindest manner in which someone has told me I am full of shit.

Lol, and I thought it was me overthinking it to be a Nordic timber. ::)

I still mis-hear it  as "absolutely no wedding"...

That alone should put Shreddi off his oats.

 8)

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Re: ?Laer Hceeps Esrever Si
« Reply #34 on: January 23, 2020, 01:27:10 am »
Since you're all too pussy to mention it, it falls to me to draw attention to this fucker's latest avatar atrocity. It appears to be wearing lipstick and his embonpoint has now swollen to Mae West levels. Perhaps half butter, half margarine next time, dear boy? This has to be one of the most revolting things I have ever seen. You took the route through Barf Valley and ended up in Pukesville.

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Re: ?Laer Hceeps Esrever Si
« Reply #35 on: January 23, 2020, 01:35:17 am »
Hjarf!

And you didn't even allow him points for mixed idiom decorating. The sturdy wingback chair with classic 60s pole lamp is a stylistic vamp not to be ignored.

I suspect that's because you've planted one of these new/old abominations amongst your predictable Englie floral print wallpaper and perilously purple throw pillows...



I should sic Ann Maurice upon you sir!

http://www.housedoctor.co.uk/

Re: ?Laer Hceeps Esrever Si
« Reply #36 on: January 23, 2020, 02:14:07 am »
...Pukesville.

History will record -- at least until Azz mercifully flushes this debacle -- that my efforts have been crowned once more with success.  I wish you could see my fishnets!  The whole ensemble is calculated to appeal to the English taste.

Re: ?Laer Hceeps Esrever Si
« Reply #37 on: January 23, 2020, 02:17:39 am »
Hjarf!

And you didn't even allow him points for mixed idiom decorating. The sturdy wingback chair with classic 60s pole lamp is a stylistic vamp not to be ignored.


Alas, I am not clever enough for mixed taste.  The chair is, in fact, the infamous bamsestol (Teddy Bear Chair, roughly translated).



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Re: ?Laer Hceeps Esrever Si
« Reply #38 on: January 23, 2020, 02:20:44 am »
If you want a chair you can't beat the good old Bombay Fornicator:

http://odysseuslahori.blogspot.com/2014/03/bombay-fornicator.html?m=1

Re: ?Laer Hceeps Esrever Si
« Reply #39 on: January 23, 2020, 03:00:18 am »
If you want a chair you can't beat the good old Bombay Fornicator:

http://odysseuslahori.blogspot.com/2014/03/bombay-fornicator.html?m=1

Ha ha ha.  Maybe when I am older.

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I assure you that a Scottish friend and I in those far off days of the 1990s made what they called in the army ‘dry runs’ on the Fornicator and came to the conclusion that one had to be either a first-rate gymnast with an elastic spine or a masochist who drew pleasure from a sprained back to attempt what the Bombay Fornicator invited one to attempt.

Amateurs.

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Re: ?Laer Hceeps Esrever Si
« Reply #40 on: January 23, 2020, 05:44:47 pm »
Alas, I am not clever enough for mixed taste.  The chair is, in fact, the infamous bamsestol (Teddy Bear Chair, roughly translated).



That's some serious Danske-modernism!

Wegner has a portfolio of Scandesign that is incredible:

https://www.danishdesignstore.com/collections/designer-collections-hans-wegner

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Hans J. Wegner is the undisputed master of Danish chair design. Wegner has designed countless chairs, many of which—such as the Hans Wegner Wishbone Chair, Wegner Wing Chair, and Wegner CH07 Shell Chair—are internationally recognized classics. Hans Wegner’s furniture unites form and function; in every design, he places the highest demands on comfort and ergonomics. To Wegner, a chair isn't just a piece of furniture, but a work of art made to support the human form.

With a background as a skilled cabinet maker, Hans Wegner has a fondness for integrating wood into his chairs, and he has a special talent for using the characteristics of the material to create surprising, sculptural lines. The Danish word for design is “formgivning”, which translated literally means “giving shape”. When you see Hans J. Wegner’s furniture, you begin to understand the true meaning of the word.

It may be looking to it's Queen for a pairing:



But oh so spendy!  You have refined tastes sir.    8)

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Re: ?Laer Hceeps Esrever Si
« Reply #41 on: January 23, 2020, 05:55:27 pm »
If you want a chair you can't beat the good old Bombay Fornicator:

http://odysseuslahori.blogspot.com/2014/03/bombay-fornicator.html?m=1

Danske, but supine heaven is not to be found on a sweaty crotch rot train to Karachi - rather the more civilized hammock of the ham-eaters:


Re: ?Laer Hceeps Esrever Si
« Reply #42 on: January 23, 2020, 08:54:43 pm »
If you want a chair you can't beat the good old Bombay Fornicator:
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"...Men with their pants on could place both legs on the same arm or one leg on either arm for a siesta. I have spent dozens of hours trying out both positions and I can assure you that with both legs on the same arm, the one under the other goes numb after a while. But if you have legs spread out, that’s a very comfortable slumbering position"
Sounds more suitable for a pap smear than sleeping

Re: ?Laer Hceeps Esrever Si
« Reply #43 on: January 23, 2020, 09:07:14 pm »
... his embonpoint has now swollen to Mae West levels.

No homo but I see an impossibly-lithe swimmers physique which is remarkable for someone who (presumably) ingests so much gluten and animal fats

Re: ?Laer Hceeps Esrever Si
« Reply #44 on: January 23, 2020, 09:33:52 pm »
Also, it might interest you to know that I found it by going right to what I considered the "high point" of my argument (insofar as a deadpan podcast about historical breads can have such a thing) where I imagined myself kicking Shreddie in the nads.
You are confirming one of my initial findings, in that the likelihood of finding a reversal is directly proportional to the emotional investment of the speaker

Examples
Trump being harangued by reporters
https://vocaroo.com/gCN05VmT6wJ

I found this one myself. Clyde Lewis (from the final minutes of the last show of 2019, guest: David John Oates)made an emotional speech about his show going independent, Art and taking digs at somebody(Noory) who doesnt deserve their position
https://vocaroo.com/7xZS5u28HF8